June 22, 2009
FRIEND OR FAN, YOU’LL NEVER KNOW!
Yesterday, to my dismay, I found out that the “profile” I created on Facebook isn’t considered a “page” and that bands are meant to have “pages” on Facebook. So, I thought–”I will make a page tonight.”
Then, I discovered that, in my confusion of first ‘joining’ facebook, I had somehow created not one, but three “pages,” one of which I had labeled as a “business.” ???
Then Facebook asks me for a copy of my driver license if I wish to make music for him and his fans!!
Facebook haunts my dreams and demands my time. He tells the world that it’s ok never to call your loved ones, as long as you read what he calls their “updates”
The good news is we have 3 fans. Actually, make that 4 because I accidentally made my “profile” “friends” with my “page.” The bad news is, Facebook told me we have -1 page views.
http://www.myspace.com/oldmillband.
May 15, 2009
What the critics say.
It’s very difficult to open the door to critics. But Old Mill did. And how they did. And the results are in…
“THRILLING”
-Nana Phil
April 18, 2009
I have a new enemy.
Well, I woke up today around 6am after a long night of sitting on a Persian rug and chasing Chairman into submission. Naturally, I wanted to start my day off with a hearty meal. I softly tiptoed over to my shiny silver bowl so that little idiot wouldn’t hear me. I like to eat alone. Just as I was about to take my first delicious bite of that crunchy seafood medley, a wave of nausea came over me. I couldn’t help it–I started barfing everywhere. My head was spinning. Tens of minutes passed, and a trail of puke marked my path as I tried to run from this ache.
I thought, what are these sickening sounds in my mind…playing over and over again, like waves of the ocean carrying me away from the shore, tossing me and the contents of my stomach around like a little lost wooden boat? I could still hear it. I upchucked again. Then, it came back to me boom click click boom click click….that’s it!
…It’s this guy! He dared to enter MY home and play drums all day… pounding away with no regard for my feelings at all. I had to hide behind a laundry cart ALL DAY. Hear this now: Justin Veloso, I will get you.
Uh oh! I have to step away from the computer now. Here comes Jenne! It’s just me, Mr. Funnyshoes. (insert innocent whistling here) Sitting here watching birds…feeling healthy as ever. She discovered the barf! She is gagging, and she is NOT happy. Don’t tell her it was me! whistle whistle whistle…
And if you see that Veloso asshole, tell him to WATCH HIS BACK.
April 10, 2009
Save the date
You and everyone you know should attend this event. LIVE from Club Cafe in Pittsburgh, PA
Deathwish opens (7pm); Old Mill closes (8pm)
Get tickets now.
April 8, 2009
Miley Cyrus is my hero
It’s Justin, the drummer….
Looking back on life makes me think, mmmmmmmmm. My thoughts are always comsumed with my heros, axl, alexander the great, jeff gordan and most recently Miley! For most of you that may not have realized, Miley Cyrus is at the top of the creative universe. Sometimes someone’s creative prowess is misunderstood or underappreciated for much of their life, i.e. van gogh, stravinsky, albert ayler and, I feel, Miley. With this new persective i urge you to rethink your opinion of Miley and her art.
old mill manager, mrs. sweet potato!April 7, 2009
ladies’ night!
OUCH! I just removed my ladystache with a smelly cream! Now I have a burnstache instead!
Anyone have a recommended aftershave?
See you at the next show, ladies!!
April 6, 2009
king of the streets.
| Likes:
1. sunsets 2. punching 3. relaxing 4. eating 5. badass guitar solos 6. long hair 7. salmon |
Dislikes:
1. chairman’s smile 2. waiting 3. thunderstorms 4. drums 5. old mill vacations 6. missed opportunities 7. frenemies
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